Ode to the Bear
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Oh Bear! Though thy bottom is great in size
And thy avoidance gimped in Icecrown raids;
You have a character that is a prize
With An aspect that never truly fades.
‘Tis not thy health – though ’tis matched by no one.
‘Tis not thy mitigation – though quite nice.
‘Tis not thy dance – if amusing and fun.
‘Tis not thy gear – no plate to sacrifice.
In Kitty form you’re of the highest rank,
The time to see you’re the best half-a-tank.
Props to all those bears out there – your ability to swap from DPS to Tank to DPS in the middle of a fight continues to amaze me.
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<3
Many a time did raids I been in turn from the verge of a wipe because a cat turned bear and started offtanking an add on Sarth and suchlike. I was, just like you, so impressed with this I decided to roll a bear.
Now due to new guild I've been 'forced' to go mainspec kitty, but already have I saved a raid from wiping on Onyxia trash in my faux-bear :D
Comment by Meka January 30, 2010 @ 3:14 pmSure, 42k health fully raidbuffed is .. awful, but at least none of the other dps can outthreat you. Hehe!