Tanking for Dummies


Top 10 Things to do While Waiting for Patch 3.3 to go Live
December 4, 2009, 12:01 am
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Does it seem like your life is a roller coaster, going from Tuesday to Tuesday?  Does each fateful week pass for you, leaving only disappointment?  Is there nothing you want more in life than to stop doing ToC and fling yourself bodily into Icecrown?

For you for whom patience is not enough, I give you these helpful suggestions:

10. Review the strategies for taking down long forgotten bosses as part of the Weekly Raid Quests.

9. Bank money to blow on repair bills – the pug demands it.

8. Stockpile consumables, like flasks, potions, and stacks of Glyph of Taunt.

7. Log on to the PTR and do practice runs of the Icecrown Citadel 5-man Dungeons.

6. Watch videos of the boss fights in Icecrown Citadel Raid.

5. Cast another vote for Basic Campfire.

4. Dream up the RP background for your new Worgen or Goblin.

3. Compose a crazy rant to convince the scary lady with knives that we shouldn’t run ToC anymore.

2. Make a sandwich.

1. Get treatment for the pain in your Heroic Strike hand.

And you thought it was just repetitive stress injury.  HA!

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Mmm, delicious puppy.

. . . ADORABLE. I meant ADORABLE puppy.

Comment by Yuki

Figure out which guild member’s you’re going to pass Quel’Delar to first, as Blizzard’s infinite wisdom decided that tanks didn’t want one.

Comment by The Renaissance Man

@Yuki – I am sure there is a market for a cuisine solely composed of dishes that are made from vanity pets.

@Renaissance Man – Good choice. You can think about Shadowmorne at the same time.

Comment by Tarsus




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